Greetings

This site is vaguely about programming, guns, guitars, web design, life, the universe, and everything.

The following is an arbitrary list of fake questions from no particular viewpoint with equally fake answers:

Who am I?

I am Kyle Blizzard.

Why did I make this site?

I was bored.

Why should you care about me or what I think?

There's no reason. In fact, you should leave now.

Do you know what you're talking about?

In certain, rare cases.

How do you smell?

With my nose.

See other important questions and answers on MYSPACE.

Ha ha... Seriously, what do you do?

Fine. Since you really want to know... I program stuff and make web sites. Valid web sites. Have a web site? Run it through this doodad and see if it validates. If it doesn't, you've got some reading to do.

Feel free to use the nifty W3C buttons at the bottom of each page to make sure I practice what I preach. If you find problems, I was probably tired or enraged. It is your civic duty to call me on it.

Where'd all the wonderful web sites go that used to be here?

Fear not, American! They're still here:

The Gun Hub: Rarely-updated modern firearm art gallery!
The Furry Trio: A big inside joke that will one day be a television show, epic feature film saga, mind-numbing comic book series, exclusive Furry Trio commemorative firearms, and a long line of video games to rock your socks!
Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the New Empire: Sad, abandoned Star Wars fan movie project! The website is more complete than the movie ever was! Please don't sue me, LucasFilm! Sue Jon!

Hey, where's that Beast Wars one?

Please.

Dude, what the heck? Your "narcissism circle" is solid gray and there are gray parts around your buttons...

Make sure to use a web browser from the current century (Internet Explorer 6 doesn't count). Don't use Windows? Firefox can help.

Those images are 32-bit PNG files using alpha transparency. The format has been around for, roughly, ever and Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 did not have native support for the 32-bit, alpha transparency flavor. There is a hack to make it work, but it's a hack, and you should get the latest version of your web browser anyway.

What's the Konami Code?

Up up down down left right left right B A.

Why is this page in the form of a list of fake questions and fake answers?

I don't know. I'm not creative. Go click something on the side already. I'm done talking here.